A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”
I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”
I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
Get the vertical week offmug. A week where anything goes sexually with your partner. Neither party is allowed to say no to any proposed sexual idea, thus it devolves into some dirty whoring.
Ideally you get your friends to get in on DWW as well so you can compare notes and share ideas. More importantly it allows you to push down the shame every morning when you reflect on the prior days activities and enables you to get through the week.
You might set aside a budget because sex toys, lube and restraints aren't cheap which is how you're going to feel by the end of it all.
Also known to save many a marriage. Should be done at least once annually.
Ideally you get your friends to get in on DWW as well so you can compare notes and share ideas. More importantly it allows you to push down the shame every morning when you reflect on the prior days activities and enables you to get through the week.
You might set aside a budget because sex toys, lube and restraints aren't cheap which is how you're going to feel by the end of it all.
Also known to save many a marriage. Should be done at least once annually.
by buttercup2060 November 25, 2021
Get the Dirty Whore Weekmug. When you decide to stay with someone for a week, get there account information and social security card, then leave them with nothing
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018
Get the A week long standmug. A plan used when first starting to date another person. It entails reaching first base in the first week, second base in the second, third base in the third week, and finally getting it in after four weeks.
Steven: Hey Gerald! Have you gotten it in yet with your new girlfriend?
Gerald: Not yet man, I got to second base last night... But don't worry I got her on the four week plan.
Steven: Nice, Gerald!!!
Gerald: Not yet man, I got to second base last night... But don't worry I got her on the four week plan.
Steven: Nice, Gerald!!!
by olga patacki November 3, 2009
Get the Four Week Planmug. From May 23rd to May 30th, every discord user can harass the owner. This lasts one week and the owner can't do anything about it.
by ThePissMan May 23, 2024
Get the Fuck The Owner Weekmug. Student of the week is a person randomly selected from the class who is the center of attention for a week on the fanpage
by Billybobbyjoeyeeyee October 22, 2019
Get the Student of the weekmug. 1. My life sucks working a fool's week.
2. Full week to me is 3 or 4 days after that you are just working a fool's week!
2. Full week to me is 3 or 4 days after that you are just working a fool's week!
by mesupporter February 1, 2022
Get the Fool's Weekmug.