dairy vampire

Either some form of roommate or house guest who comes in and drains all of the milk from your fridge.

May come in the form of the extremely polite "gentleman vampire" who replaces your milk in abundance compared to what they drank, or the "Nosferatu" type that fiends upon all dairy in the house while leaving no consideration for others in it's path.

"I just bought that milk today! I can't believe that you already drank it all you freaking dairy vampire!"

by Haunter_Rayne January 23, 2021

lil_vampire_goshko

lil_vampire_goshko is a boy who knows how to have fun, is dirty minded and has the hottest voice.

What are you doing?
Oh I am just talking to lil_vampire_goshko, so I can't do anything else now.

by taina maina November 20, 2021

Sapogeimer & Vampirina05

Sapogeimer & Vampirina05 are BEST couple of 2000s. A bossy lil' bitch and a lazy pig, they are soooo cute. They enjoy playing videogames and giving love to each other and they compare themselves with iconic couples. If there's another one saying that another couple is better, me chupa el chichi.

Sapogeimer: Love u so much it makes me sick <3
Vampirina: ña ñe ñi wiñañoooo
Sapogeimer & Vampirina05: secsoooooooooooo

by Vampirina05 November 22, 2021

intoxicated.vampire

easily the best tiktoker on tiktok. so funny. best Chongyun cosplay. very funny

have you seen that one chongyun cosplayer on tiktok?

do you mean intoxicated.vampire??

yeah!

by intoxicated.vampire February 12, 2022

LA vampire

A girl from the city who parties all night and sleeps every day

Tom: “I met this girl last night who was so coked out she didn’t go to sleep until 8 in the morning! What an LA Vampire!”

by RickiAwful March 3, 2022

Chocolate Vampire

When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".

Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.

by xitalent March 17, 2022

Dirty Vampire

It’s when on ur birthday u stay locked in ur room and watch bratty sis Emily Willis and just jack off for the whole 24 hours or a week in the dark no sunlight just jerking

Bro I pulled a dirty vampire on my bday yester day and I’m really sore

by Bigger cock man May 13, 2022