Riding the Unicorn

It is used when referencing to someone masturbating or when going to masturbate. Usually used between male friends.

Jimmy: Where Joe?

Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.

Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.

by The Golden Boy :3 March 28, 2011

Unicorn Fart

The act of throwing glitter on a homophobe or any bigot as a way of telling them to fuck off.

Trump is such a dick, he really deserves a unicorn fart.

by Sntcringe June 29, 2017

Deformed Unicorn

Sexy as fuck, I want to fuck your brains out. If anyone calls you this, they're horny for your hot body.

You look like a deformed unicorn.

You make me want a deformed unicorn.

by Fuckmebaby222555 June 24, 2011

Unicorn Combover

During the act of fallatio, a gentleman with an untamed mane of pubic hair combs it over the fellater's face.

Dude, I used Rogaine on my pubes and gave my girlfriend a Unicorn Combover.

by darthvander December 9, 2008

Unicorn Ambush

A sign of bromantic affection or a practical joke where a guy jumps on the back of an unsuspecting guy and grabs his family jewels so hard he defecates in his pants!

"Dude! I was down in the lobby and just saw a big guy just jump on this AZN dude's back and grab his nuts! The AZN was so freakin scared he shit his pants!"
"No way! He Unicorn Ambushed that slope!"

by Gatito! March 31, 2009

slay a unicorn

verb- The act of someone hooking up with one of their dream girls.

Holy shit dude I just got to slay a unicorn, I'm just calling to tell someone so I know it really happened later!

by j-pal July 28, 2011

unicorn

n. a very unfortunate event, similar to hearing a certain person sing. see also troll.
n. a certain person who can't sing for SHIT

omg! did you just hear that? fucking unicorn.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003