Two Finger Ninja Technique

Where someone can undo someone's bra with a finger and a thumb. It is easy to do, but not to understand... It involves squeesing either part of the strap and releasing.

Betty: God, I hope Jonny doesn't do that ninja shit thing today...
Jonny: TWO FINGER NINJA TECHNIQUE!!!
Betty: For fuck's sake

by Ill Hubs November 8, 2009

two way text

When you begin to have a text conversation with someone, and as you're answering or sending the last text, they send another one about a different subject, sort of like a 'by the way' or 'forgot to tell you' thing, and you end up having two text convos with one person.

Texter: I got an A on my bio exam!

Textee: You bitch! I got a D.

Textee gets another text from Texter about a raging party.

Textee: Woah, woah. Let's end this two way text.

by Textee December 5, 2009

Two-Day Mexican Road Trip

Severe diarrhea.

I had this bean burrito at the filling station and went on a Two-Day Mexican Road Trip.

by Robthegod May 6, 2010

Two High Five Lesbian

A straight girl, who is willing to go as far as second base with another girl.

Me: Oh my gosh, she totally made out with Brittany a few minutes ago.

You: Yeah, but she's only a two high five lesbian.
-high fives twice-

by Thatkidfrombtown October 24, 2010

two legged tuna

a woman's vagina or a pussy

man your breath smells like you were munchin' on some two legged tuna last night

by 96baybeegurl November 30, 2010

two day hangover

A two day hangover, is just that a hangover that lasts for two days. A common symptom of older amateur drinkers, trying to keep up with younger more professional drinkers.

Got so ratted on works do, now suffering from the two day hangover

by jamz1 October 1, 2012

Two legged snail

The two legged snail is a sexual act in which the women climbs on top of the mans face while he sexually eats her. The man then forces the women to curl up into a ball while he is still eating her, thus resembling a two legged snail

"Mommy mommy I saw a monster"

"Don't worry honey you're daddy and I were just pretending to be a two legged snail"

by Cloppingpony6969 May 17, 2016