Twitterpation

a condition where one is unable to think of something to tweet about

a state of sluggishness or inactivity

"Oh man, I don't know what to tweet about! I must have twitterpation."

See constipation

by Unicornasaurus April 14, 2010

Twatter

Pussy eater.

Dude, it's official, with all them ho's you've being ganging you are a twatter!!

by Dj G-Clef December 21, 2010

Wedgie Twister

The act of locking a bent over person's head under your arm, lifting them from behind, by pulling their boxers/underwear towards yourself, and spinning them continuously in one direction. The increase in centripital force equals the increase of the pitch in your friends voice, which also increases your own evil laughter.

In a friends attempt to lift me using the firemans carry, it was to my swift reflexes to reach for whatever I could steady myself with, it was with their undershorts elastic and the locking of their head under my arm that I was able to bring my friend airborn in a remarkable 360 degree Wedgie Twister, I suggest this move to anyone else who would like to create a very memorable New Years show.

by 420~Frank the Tank~420 June 1, 2010

twitter

An absolutely useless piece of technology that is absolutely necessary.

Twitter has changed the way we blindly self-aggrandize and inflate our false sense of self-worth by tricking us into believing people want to read about the pizza pans we just bought at Target and how our poop was a totally weird color this morning.

by Nalmatic December 3, 2009

twitter

A very stuffy and boring site out there. A stalkers dream true.

MySpace has annoying music and annoying layouts.
Facebook has annoying apps and annoying people.
YouTube has annoying videos and annoying comments.
Twitter just has annoying stalkers.

by ..09 May 16, 2009

twitterpated

Complete and immediate infatuation with someone or something that occurs in the onset of Spring; giddy excitement rooted in the physical.

After meeting a potential romantic partner, the overwhelming physical desire and excitement to see them again. sprung

by Alyssa Gendron March 9, 2004

titte

When Richie acts like a deuche bag.

(See Also shuzz )

Richie: I AM A MONGALOR MAN!!!! I LIKE MONGALORING YO MAMA BIOTCH!!! KAKA DOO!
Drew: Titte Richie. Titte. Go join the titte fest you motha fucker.

by Drew February 13, 2004