Twat Waffle

1. Noun: Of or having the mark left upon one by a vagina. A descriptive term to relate in the same manner that a waffle maker imparts itself onto batter to create an imprint so does a twat. 2. Adjective: to act in such a manner that to outsiders you appear to be whipped or taking a stance in order to obtain sexual relations as a reward. A way to call out a man who has surrendered his man card.

What twat waffle turns off the Super Bowl, to sit in on their girlfriend's book club reading?
Put the phone down you twat waffle, she's out with her girlfriends tonight, stop blowing her phone up.

by jagerhall August 5, 2019

Dick Twat

Stupid or obnoxious dick

You’re a dick twat!

by Flickerflacker January 11, 2018

an ugly twat

The ultimate insult of somebodies Character, looks and intelligence. Usually said behind the persons back.

Almost always prefaced by she or he's such a...

Ugly refers to their looks. Twat refers to the fact they come across as obnoxious or dumb. Often both.

Robert: Did you hear I went out with Mary last week?

Eric : Really? Mary? She's such an ugly twat.

by MrWeldon February 6, 2018

Snap Twat

An attention-seeking abuser of Snap Chat who sends irritating and pointless snaps usually with the full 10 second timer using SnapChat.

Ray's fifteenth snap chat of the day showing everyone's disgust to his latest air biscuit was not welcome... What a s SNAP TWAT!!

by razenby October 11, 2013

twat puffer

one (male or female) whom enjoys the act of puffing or lightly blowing into a twat.

Yo mayne, you see that girl lightly blowin twat last night?!" "Shit son i knew i saw a twat puffer i think it was EMILY NEWMAN

by #1TWAT SQUAD July 23, 2011

Twat Hippopotamus

An abnormally overused pussy . So loose that dicks get lost in that jungle .

Brian: That bitch was so loose that I got no pleasure . It felt like I was sticking my dick in some nasty jello .
Jason: Ew , you caught yourself a twat hippopotamus O.o

by SuckThePussy October 31, 2011

twat licker

the licking of the female sexual body part.

My gosh, Johnny, you're such a twat licker.

by Kasper Lee February 12, 2006