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Tubersexual 

From someone who Identifies as Tubersexual;

Only wanting to be in a relationship with a (usually male) youtuber that you most likely have never met, Live thousands of miles away from, and/or have a one in anywhere from 450,000 to 47,000,000 chance with. (Numbers may vary) One can still identify as Hetrosexual, Bisexual, Homosexual, ect and still identify as Tubersexual, too. Those who identify as Tubersexual commonly spend the majority of their spare time drawing, editing, or watching YouTubers, depending on their other interests/ skills

Note: Tubersexuality can and often does interfere with day- to- day life. Tubersexual people will often find themselves Turning down sometimes life- changing opportunities if they do not include their favorite YouTuber. If you know anyone who is Tubersexual, please support them in their decision, as we are commonly frowned upon. Please know we are happier this way.
"Hey, wanna come to Paris with us? We leave tomorrow."
"No thanks. Markiplier has a livestream scheduled tomorrow."
"Man. You're obsessed with that guy. Are you Tubersexual?"

"Hmm. Looks like I'll be spending my Saturday watching Dan and Phil edits! Damn! look at Dan's jawline! Im soooooo Tubersexual :D"
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Tubesucker 

Someone who sucks cocks. Another word for cocksucker.
That new dude in the office is such a tubesucker.
Tubesucker by Ravennaman July 8, 2017
LOST? FRIGHTENED? CONFUSED? GOOD! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Ruby Tubesteak 

When your shaft is bloody from period sex with your girlfriend.
Homie 1: "how are you and your lady doing?"
Homie 2: "oh, man last night she gave me a ruby tubesteak. That time of the month.(wink wink)"

Chillopian tubes

Same meaning as saying chill but mixed together with the word "fallopian tubes".
Bro 1: I just smashed this hot chick while I was coked out.
Bro 2: *hits blunt* chillopian tubes bro

down the tubes 

Popular UK expression, especially 20 or thirty years ago = when your life or a situation is fast deteriorating or going rapidly downhill

Tubes = probably has its origins in toilet tubes or pipes
We were good at first but our relationship is going down the tubes

Our season has gone totally down the tubes and looks like we'll be relegated
down the tubes by notquitepatrick February 21, 2020