Triple Chocolate Meltdown

A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.

A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.

by Eric Moran March 1, 2007

Triple Nug Shove

Shoving a chicken nugget, or two, or three into a friends open mouth in order to get them to stop talking and/or smiling. Works almost every time. Unless that person happens to have horribly appalling table manners and talk with their mouths full.

Two friends are eating chicken nuggets at Wendy's:

Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....

Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.

Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...

Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!

by NugShover May 12, 2011

Triple D-bag

When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.

Person1: Lawl at you and your broken arm.
Person2: You're a Triple D-bag, you know that?

by $e9a June 22, 2009

Triple T-F

“Too- tired- to- fuck”. Not being able to fuck because your sorry ass cannot get your dick up due to over exertion.

I was out drinking with the homies all night and my girlfriend was expecting the dick, but I was “Triple T-F at that point

by PHOENIXKID October 7, 2021

Triple Barrel Shotgun

The act of Riding shotgun whilst holding a shotgun and shotgunning a beer.

I did a triple barrel shotgun in Jimmy’s Jeep last night.

by Philly NGA June 4, 2019

triple chin cunt

a woman so BBW that her pussy lips look like they have a triple chin

have you ever seen a triple chin cunt before?

by Sexydimma October 28, 2018

triple crown trophy

Fictitious award that one earns when they have sex with three different people within a 24 hour period.

“I had sex with with John after dinner last night, then went to Paul’s and had sex with him, and Mike cane over and I had sex with him!”
“Congrats on earning your triple crown trophy!”

by Missmaryjennifer August 12, 2018