The Bratislava Tractor

The Bratislava Tractor is a deviant sexual act of placing one's knees into the back of a willing participant's knees during sexual relations, mostly this is performed in mud pits or marshes. The thrusting partner must drive their partner into the deepest part of the mud via thrusting and "gear shifting" *see grar shifting*. The act then follows with the thrusting partner using only their knees, firmly braced in the backs of their half buried partner's knees, to raise the stuck partner out of the deep pit.

Did you see Sergei giving his wife The Bratislava Tractor at Old Man Peabody's swamp?

Nah

Shit, OK

by CandyButterCheeseEggs November 3, 2022

as if im going to let you use my tractor

only the best vine ever to exist

Truck: "as if im going to let you use my tractor."

by Arsenic sawax October 8, 2018

hiking the appalachian trail

The Governor of South Carolina had an affair with a woman from Argentina. As his cover story he told everyone he was hiking the Appalachian Trail. To sum it up it is slang for having or having had sex.

"Hey have you seen Mark?"
"No but I heard he's with his girlfriend behind the bleachers. They're hiking the Appalachian Trail"**winks**
"Oh that dirty bastard."

by ashesfallingdown June 25, 2009

cock tractor

A girl or who only gives hand jobs to her partners.

Aaron "Man im gonna ask Mel out."
Kurt "Dude,stay away from her.I hear she's a cock tractor"
Aaron "Fuuuuck"

by Kurtov January 22, 2008

Gender Traitor

Someone who engages in same-sex activity; members of the LGBTQ+ community like gays and lesbians who are discovered by the Republic of Gilead are sent to the Colonies or hanged for Gender Treachery in the The Handmaid’s Tale TV series.

Ofglen has been genitally mutilated as punishment for being a "gender traitor."

by Ebb. February 22, 2022

pecker trail

A white crusty streak left on the belly, ass, face, pillowcase, wall, curtain, celing or sheets produced when a male ejaculates.

I knew the bitch was cheatin on me when I saw a pecker trail on the sheets.

by emmeffer November 1, 2007

Lakawanna Trail

Lakawanna Trail is a redneck shit show of a town in PA, about 30 mins from Scranton and 2 hours from Philadelphia. The locals have never produced any contribution to society. The high school kids are not even athletic. Overall the town is small and every cock in this area is about 2 inches. This place should be destroyed.

Like the town itself, the people in Lakawanna trail are pathetic, weak and look gay.

by A observer November 12, 2009