too much free time

Used to describe people who waste most of their lives on the internet because they can't be bothered to read a book, go outside or find a friend. Instead, they torture all the rest of us with incomprehensible cryptic words, grammar and emoji because they are too lazy to learn how to write. Ironically they believe they are the smartest person in the room. The real "professionals" typically have some kind of social justice warrior cause that is not only factually incorrect, but is actually the paradox of what is true. Yet their mindlessness does not allow them to understand and admit it to themselves.

I am not sure what scares me more: That you said that or that you believe it. Clearly you have too much free time and you don't use it very well.

by Ima Professor September 26, 2020

too much ham for two eggs

From the Spanish: Mucho jamon por dos huevos-- a fat girl.

She was too much ham for my two eggs.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

taking things too far

in the face of authority and when things are set out to burke, a peter will go that extra bit over the top.

in the face of an order, will cause a ruckoss on a stern moral ground and to the point of self destruction, will most definately engage in taking things too far.

by Martin Kelly February 18, 2007

Too far gone

When a female is messing with the wrong dude and you are trying to get it but she is (too far gone)

Harry-Hey bro you getting it with saara yet?
Colin- Nah man she’s too far gone.

by CJDALTON6 July 8, 2019

that's way too much work

what you say when you're going to do something in a second anyway

no, that's way too much work

by DeWayne Mann August 21, 2004

That's Way Too Much Car For You

1. A vehicle with more power, features, and style than a potential buyer would know how to properly utilize.

2. A person of the desired sex that is unattainable due to differences in social status, looks, intelligence, or other attributes. (i.e. "Out of your league.")

"Check out the hottie over there!"

"Woah there, boy, that's way too much car for you."

by Heptite July 31, 2016

sucking too hard on your lollipop

dwelling overly long on a subject to the point of being obsessive

Woman: "It's been a week since my date and that guy hasn't called me back yet!"

Friend: "You're sucking too hard on your lollipop, girl. Let it go already!"

by rustopher89 April 18, 2007