Vaj Monster

The Vaj Monster is said to be nothing but an old legend but some may say different its is said that the Vaj Monster is 8 stories tall and over 800 years old. Many people have thought have seen it in the atlantic swimming and sucking up innocent boats with its furry vertical mouth.
HOLY SHIT! its the Vaj Monster! RUN!!!
by Talbot a. Sanders October 14, 2008
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BANANA MONSTER

A person who has an insatiable craving for penis in their mouth. Hence, BANANA MONSTER.
That girl blew every guy on her team. She's a real banana monster!!
by blackbeltjones September 15, 2010
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White monster

Zero Ultra White Monster is made for the white male to drink during White Boy Summer to vrilmax, save his country, and destroy (((them))).
Alpha: Holy shit dude when you took a sip of that White Monster you grew 6ft tall, got ripped, and your testosterone went up.
Alpha #2: I know, I love my people now.
by Evropeanking1234 June 05, 2023
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Hood Monster

A girl that is extremely promiscuous. She knows she is and she uses sex to meet ends but is not a prostitute. She sluts herself around and usually ends up naked after a couple of beers.
"Dude, that girl in there giving that guy a lap dance is a slut!"
"I know, shes a Hood Monster!"
by Train505 May 19, 2010
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like monster

An unusual person who likes things you put on facebook, and may or may not make you uncomfortable. If you're okay with it, then probably the term is used endearingly, otherwise it's used when full of hate. It's sort of like calling someone a tickle monster.
Stacy liked all my pictures of me and my cat
Awwh what a like monster!

Bob from work liked the picture of my cat...
Seriously?! WHAT A LIKE MONSTER.
by evanhasmachines June 13, 2011
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Buffet Monster

a fat person who is no stranger to the buffet car. Should wear a t-shirt that says "I will only get out of my chair for food". Someone so fat they have their own post/zip code.
a: "Shall we go to the shop get some lunch?"

b: "Suppose we better ask the Buffet Monster if it wants any more whole chickens to chew?"
by SomeRandomBloke August 19, 2009
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Green Monster

In Marine Corps boot camp, this is the little book you are issued that has all of the required knowledge in it. You take it with you to class and study it every free moment you have.
Drill Instructor: Ok, How bout takin out your Green Monsters and studying NASTYS!!
by sfmc98 September 30, 2009
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