throat fingerer

when a female (specifically named madi) shoves their index, and middle finger down a guys throat, than proceeds to act as she is fingering it.

Madi: *Shoves fingers down logan’s throat*
Logan: Your such a throat fingerer.

by Madiloveslogan January 3, 2023

mcdonalds throat

The coating that lines your throat after eating at Mcdonald's

"Can I have some water? I have mcdonalds throat."

by ma11en April 9, 2023

Throat Eclipse

When one does a line or bump, and takes a hit out of a water pipe at the same time you put your dick in your girls mouth

Yo bro I just got back from seeing my homie, you ready for this Throat Eclipse

by TossYoMommasSaladInEgypt April 23, 2023

throat coach

Someone usually a man but can be a woman using s strap on who helps loosen ( exercise) ur throat so it can handle ( take) more dick.

Hey bro that girl cant suck dick at all she needs a new throat couch!!!

I need a new throat coach!!!

by Prettygirlzonly May 15, 2023

throat surfing

When the recipient of fellatio takes control.

I was so close, I grabbed her by the head and started throat surfing!

by Calamus56 December 3, 2023

Throat Goat

Usually goes by the name of Rebecca. Is capable of doing amazing things with a Phallice. Has an endless esophagus and is able to fit things most humans can not.

I was under the influence of mushrooms last night and I visited the throat goat at 3am!

by Milf3500 December 3, 2023

No Slitting of Throats Day

On December 11 of each year, all activities related to slitting one's throat must cease and shall remain so for that day.

A: Man, I wanna slit my throat today.
B: It's No Slitting of Throats Day, you can't slit your throat.

by wafflemuncher47 December 11, 2023