post-skank

To have lost all skank value.
The aftermath of being a hideous skank, therefore losing everything including her drug dealer and her dickhead "friends".
After a life of being a skank without cause, she became a post-skank and grandma at the age of 30.
by m d y May 16, 2009
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post-pune

When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.
Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!
by TedEye January 13, 2012
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Post-Scary

Used to describe a movie of the horror genre that isn't scary until you leave the theater. Thinking about it when you are lying in bed or home alone at night brings fear and anticipation.
Victim in bed: That wasn't a scary movie.... Monster looked like shit.
*Bump in the night*
Victim in bed: Okay... it was Post-Scary. I'm gonna die....
by Combat_Boots March 11, 2012
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Oops Post

A post that you make in a thread that you didn't intend to make or just look horrible and you go to delete/edit it really fast.
Johnny made an oops post in Introduction and then edited it to say something else.
by Deathspawn February 01, 2010
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Simp Post

Usually when someone posts something on social media being vulnerable about themselves. It reveals a soft spot about the person that is sappy or embarrasingly sweet. Can be used in a romantically, platonically, or for your family.
Person one: Did you see Jessica's post about her best friends all going to different colleges after graduation?
Person two: Yeah man, it was so long. What a simp post!
by andimak2639 March 18, 2020
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post pounder

She slammed that post pounder right on me last night
by powerchocker July 19, 2017
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spam-post

A post that tells or asks people to like, comment and share the post. Typically done with a photo. Spam posts are done with the intention to get likes, comments and replys. It is done alot on Facebook.
Example of a spam-post: "if you think animals are cool like, comment & share this post."
by T-S&J-H March 27, 2017
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