AKA: The Madam Butterfly; when one sexual partner is tricked into anal sex when they are believed to be having vaginal intercourse.
“I was nervous about having anal sex. My girlfriend gave me the sneaky butthole- and told me after we’d finished. It was ‘aight...”
by The Sneaky Butthole OG October 05, 2018
by queenbee434 October 21, 2015
When you are fucking a girl in missionary position with her legs around your shoulders, then pull out and try to sneakily put it in her bum hole instead of her pussy.
My boyfriend is always pulling out and trying to pull a sneaky Neubs, but my asshole is too tight so it never fits.
by ShadowManScoobs May 02, 2024
A Sneaky Finger is a life or death situation where the victim/friend/stranger has to have a a finger inserted into them for safety.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
The only acceptable time to sneak a finger into a friend/stranger/victim is when they have gone a bit limp (possibly due to large quantities of CBD / THC / AlCOHOL Consumption
but their flatulence is horrendous and their breathing is weak.
Therefore having no cork to hand a finger is the right tool in this emergency
to ensure their safety breathing wise, as their gasses re enter the lungs directionally upward.
Additionally it has been established that there is a difference between consent (to the right) and rape (to the left.) It's Sneaky (in the middle) as it is neither consensual or not , but necessary in this application.
by Sneaky Finger July 21, 2022
by Butt buster July 19, 2017
by GowersTroll July 08, 2023
The act of pushing out a silent fart without being noticed or creating a scent. This is often a non-percussive fart in which air smoothly moves out of the butthole in a constant stream.
Being that we had burritos for dinner, I had to push out several sneaky leaks during the movie afterwards. My date did not notice.
by Boeford E. Snuts July 18, 2022