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When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
mugGet the You Always Know When You've Been Moosedmug.
A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
mugGet the Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shakemug.

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
mugGet the moose bonemug.

Double moose knuckle

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house
by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022
mugGet the Double moose knucklemug.

Moose

Code word for a good looking (HOT) person walking by.
Bro, did you see that moose! Dime piece fa sho.
by Moose only March 31, 2024
mugGet the Moosemug.

Moose

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.
"Have ya seen Dave's new girlfriend? She's a right fuckin' moose!"
by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024
mugGet the Moosemug.

Moose

Nick: You, cunt! That's my beer!
Josh: You are wrong, moose!
by nos_april February 17, 2020
mugGet the Moosemug.

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