When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021

To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015

by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022

by Moose only March 31, 2024

A really ugly woman, who most blokes, in their right mind, wouldn't touch with a bloody mile-long barge-pole.
by Joe_Schmuck December 14, 2024

Another word for cunt.
by nos_april February 17, 2020
