When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 23, 2021
Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.
by PAY-G =] October 08, 2008
Terrence was summoned by Lillie, laetitia, grace and Ariadna during English as they performed an exorcism. He is the love child of all four. Terrence is a fun loving big guy who brings joy to the party! Terrence listens well and is always there for help
by Dumbdumbanddumber February 10, 2019
by Jbird14 February 26, 2024
Person 1: Hey man, did you and Kelly do it last night?
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.
Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
Person 2: Yeah man, and she's from Canada so she asked me go maple syrup moose sploosh style.
Person 1: OH wow I bet that was sticky.
Person 2: You know I got that Canadian rizz tho dawg
by ajb123 May 05, 2024
by Planto360 September 25, 2024