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When you're getting head from a girl and it sucks so bad that you're bored. So to amuse yourself, you make moose antlers out of you hands and place them on her head.
This fat bitch had a beard and I couldn't get off so I gave her the moose. The great thing was she saw me do it. You always know when you've been moosed.
by JScrub August 19, 2009
mugGet the You Always Know When You've Been Moosedmug.
A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used
Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?
by IsaacTheMan_YT March 22, 2021
mugGet the Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shakemug.

walker moose

A big fat dick because no one likes him and is a loney bitch Because he is gay
Man walker moose sucks sooo much dick
by Bobbythebuilder666 April 6, 2017
mugGet the walker moosemug.

moose bone

Obnoxiously loud sex between two Canadians during the dead months of winter
To pass the time during winter my aunt and uncle moose boned in their cabin up in the forests of Toronto
by KnobCobbler October 12, 2015
mugGet the moose bonemug.

Moose man

by Blonde_Pubes696969 January 6, 2022
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Moose

Sam “moose” Winchester
by sambitchmoose September 20, 2023
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Chicken Moose

A Druid in Moonkin form on World of Warcraft. Long running joke of the guild Musket Ears, following a series of events on Ventrilo.
Person A: What are they doing? Waving their arms around, being useless while you do all the work!
Person B: What the hell are you talking about?
Person A: Get that Chicken Moose to do something!
Others: LOLS
by Mr. Xerox August 4, 2009
mugGet the Chicken Moosemug.

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