Two people greeting each other with a hug, while simultaneously reaching around to steal their wallets from the back pocket.
by Barry Sprout November 16, 2013
Get the Manchester Handshake mug.The act where three people 2 males 1 female who is on her period take place in the bleeding vagina is double penitaited, both males cum inside and scope out the bloody cum mix handshake and lick it off.
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by GoHabsGo2020 November 17, 2020
Get the The Quebecois Handshake mug.When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Jessie said she was too tired last night so I gave myself a Tennessee handshake, it's pretty much the same thing.
by Kinney Olaso August 18, 2024
Get the Tennessee Handshake mug.To deliberately shake hands with someone, upon using the shitter without washing your hands directly after wiping your arsehole. Example: "I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake, stupid bastard didn't even realise that I didn't wash my hands after wiping, as I was happily shaking his hand".
I bumped into Mr Villos today on my way back from the shitter & I gave that Malaka a shitty handshake.
by villos69 May 8, 2017
Get the shitty handshake mug.Masseuse that’s willing to go the extra mile, kisses your toes then your forehead following a massage.
Denise gave me a Cypriot Handshake , she kissed my toes then my forehead following a full body massage
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