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Church-rat

A person who worships the Christian/Catholic faith to the point of practically living inside the church but at the same time not wanting to become a priest/nun.
Todd is such a Church-rat
by TheNightParade June 17, 2023
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The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).
Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"
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nathan church

U searched Nathan church up, ur sad mate
I just searched Nathan church on UrbanDictionary, I hav no life
by Nolifeneek July 23, 2021
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God Church

God in god church means God and church means a actual church so it means a church of God

This was a dumb dare God church is a stupid word Jake Paul made up
Jake Paul is dumb he put the word God church in his music video JAKE IS A DUMB ASS
by Celeste-be April 21, 2018
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Church Voice

Our library voice is the same as our church voice which is whispering...
by Tominator 1401. September 5, 2020
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behind the church

Me and my Girlfriend took it behind the church yesterday.
by Yeroner,Yoosumshit October 19, 2019
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Church of the Big 180

Repeated public lies that reveal a rhetorical pattern where simply to misinform is not sufficient; rather, one's lies must be as close as possible to the exact opposite of the truth, prompting speculation that this represents a form of worship for the inversion of truth.
Senator Doubledown smiled as he held up a snowball before his peers. "Looks like it's getting colder to me," he said, simultaneously securing a promotion to cardinal in The Church of the Big 180 (CoB 180).
by jimbo92107 May 23, 2015
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