A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.
A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.
by Eric Moran February 28, 2007
Shoving a chicken nugget, or two, or three into a friends open mouth in order to get them to stop talking and/or smiling. Works almost every time. Unless that person happens to have horribly appalling table manners and talk with their mouths full.
Two friends are eating chicken nuggets at Wendy's:
Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....
Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.
Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...
Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!
Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....
Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.
Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...
Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!
by NugShover April 22, 2011
When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.
by $e9a June 19, 2009
The act of having sex with a whore of a girl, thrusting your man meat into her vagina, then into her butt, and finally blowing your load in her face/mouth.
Dude, do you remember when Jeff gave that chick the triple scoop at seaside and ended with the vanilla? He should have just mark bolted her instead.
by Kim-Jae November 26, 2007
The act of a male receiving manual sex to completion, oral sex to completion and sex from three different girls in one 24-hour period.
by soccer1988 September 06, 2010
Similar to a blumpkin. Taking a dump while getting a blowjob and simultaneously taking a rip off the bong or sometimes crack pipe.
by Smackjunkie September 02, 2009
It when you have a group a friends, preferably 3 boys, 3 girls, and they all go out with on each person in that group. ;)
Max: I like Caitlin
Caitlin: I like max
Max: wanna go out?
Caitlin: YES
Flynn: I like makayla
Makayla: sorry i don’t like u
Flynn: darn
*a while later*
Makayla: I like Flynn now
Flynn: FUCK YES. Wanna go out?
Makayla: sure
Nic: erin do u like me?
Erin: no
Nic: *dies Inside* well I like u
Erin: do u like?
Nic: I like u
Erin:... :O
*few months later after talking all the time*
Erin: I’m falling for u
Nic: holy fuck
Erin:...
Nic: wanna go out
Erin: sure
*they all live happy ever after, and they are sometime awkward but they are all getting closer*
All: we should hang out n Albany
Erin: triple date ;)
Caitlin: I like max
Max: wanna go out?
Caitlin: YES
Flynn: I like makayla
Makayla: sorry i don’t like u
Flynn: darn
*a while later*
Makayla: I like Flynn now
Flynn: FUCK YES. Wanna go out?
Makayla: sure
Nic: erin do u like me?
Erin: no
Nic: *dies Inside* well I like u
Erin: do u like?
Nic: I like u
Erin:... :O
*few months later after talking all the time*
Erin: I’m falling for u
Nic: holy fuck
Erin:...
Nic: wanna go out
Erin: sure
*they all live happy ever after, and they are sometime awkward but they are all getting closer*
All: we should hang out n Albany
Erin: triple date ;)
by randopando2 June 26, 2018