Triple Chocolate Meltdown

A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.

A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.

by Eric Moran March 1, 2007

Triple Nug Shove

Shoving a chicken nugget, or two, or three into a friends open mouth in order to get them to stop talking and/or smiling. Works almost every time. Unless that person happens to have horribly appalling table manners and talk with their mouths full.

Two friends are eating chicken nuggets at Wendy's:

Guy 1: Man, I just don't know why I'm having all these feelings. I feel so conflicted and I just wish....

Guy 2: (shoves a nugget into Guy 1's mouth) Dude. Shut up. You're like a girl when you talk about feelings.

Guy 1: But I juss dun know abou i...

Guy 2: (shoves two more nuggets into his mouth) TRIPLE NUG SHOVE!

by NugShover May 12, 2011

Triple D-bag

When calling someone a D-bag isn't enough and you don't have a lot of time, call someone a Triple D-bag. It stands for Dick-Dirt-Douche-Bag.

Person1: Lawl at you and your broken arm.
Person2: You're a Triple D-bag, you know that?

by $e9a June 22, 2009

triple-threat lane

Noun:

A car lane at a major intersection where one has the rare opportunity to legally go right, left, or straight.

Driver: (rapidly approaching major intersection)
Shit man, I have no idea where to go. Wtf am I gonna do??

Me: No sweat man, its a triple-threat lane, you can do whatever you want.

Driver: Oh shit, a triple-threat lane?! That's fucking awesome!

by Limit531 November 25, 2009

Triple Fist Popsicle

The Triple Fist Popsicle is an action of 3 males sticking their penis's in one butthole of another male or female, then they all climax at once, then one of the males fists the butthole scooping the cum out and licking it, then the other males lick the Semen Covered Fist, Making a Triple Fist Popsicle

This triple fist popsicle is awesome

by niggers with dicks June 5, 2016

triple chin cunt

a woman so BBW that her pussy lips look like they have a triple chin

have you ever seen a triple chin cunt before?

by Sexydimma October 28, 2018

triple crown trophy

Fictitious award that one earns when they have sex with three different people within a 24 hour period.

“I had sex with with John after dinner last night, then went to Paul’s and had sex with him, and Mike cane over and I had sex with him!”
“Congrats on earning your triple crown trophy!”

by Missmaryjennifer August 12, 2018