Sailing the sea of brown

The awkward run that you make when attempting to hold your sphincter shut while running to the bathroom when suffering from a case of explosive diarrhea.

Oh wow, looks like Bob is sailing the sea of brown!

by Steve Chuttney April 7, 2011

scottish sea star

When 5 or more guys stand in a circle locked arms and a ginger girl in the middle. The girl then proceeds to jerk off with her hands and feet and sucks off the first guy all at the same time. Also known as an Irish circle jerk

That ginger bitch Melissa got Scottish sea starred last night she’s never felt so violated.

by Spongeboymebob August 10, 2019

patrolling the high seas

This is a simple and fun activity done by inebriated or high people to pass time. It involves anything from making memes to understanding deep philosophical questions in life this is used in lieu of driving or putting people in danger. Some of these activities include: crying, trying to make a full-sized pizza in your microwave, mambo italiano, turning down the volume to see better, sitting at your door waiting for the pizza man to deliver a new pizza, freestyle rapping, finding a mouse and making a new friend, trying to find that ONE cd, theorizing the flat earth, watching the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd on, crying again because you dropped your new pizza, and donating a large amount of money to a charity then thinking tater that someone stole your credit card but then end up just taking money away from kids with AIDS.

Tim: Hey Jeff , what were ou doing last night
Jeff: you know just patrolling the high seas.
Tim: what the fuck we live in Iowa

Jeff: you wouldn’t understand
Tim: your being an asshole
Jeff: You’re
Tim: what
Jeff: got em’

by Liam o the meme dude January 11, 2018

Sea Fairy Cookie

rare

sea fairy cookie is very rare cookie with a 0.0314% chance to get it

by Almondaddy November 24, 2021

[Congo Sea Bradler]

a highly endangered badger-like mammal with brown fur that can doggy-paddle and eats only celery

You are as cute as a Congo Sea Bradler!

by Bernhard February 2, 2008

Part the pink sea

Vaginal sex.

I'd love to part the pink sea of Luanne. Mm mm mm.

by Señor Heisenberg October 12, 2016

open sea club

Like the mile high club, but on a boat. It additionally combines the fact that one is on the sea and that legs are being opened.

Ashley joined the open sea club when she fucked Brad on his father's yacht.

by snchzmax April 16, 2018