Spotted Apes and Monkeys

THE TRUE MISSING LINK, PROOF OF EXTRA TERRESTRIAL BONDAGE OF HUMAN RACE -

A CLUE LEADING TO THE PROOF THAT ALIENS ARE REAL AND DOMINATE THE PLANET EARTH - SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE KNOWN AND RECORDED BY ALIENS ALONE, SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE REAL HUMAN ANCESTORS AND NOT BLACK APES, WHO ALONE PREDOMINATE OUR PLANET AS BOTH SIGNIFIERS OF AN OPPRESSED BLACK AND BROWN PEOPLE. ALIENS FORMED A CHOSEN WHITE PEOPLE TO RULE THE WORLD AND USED BLACK APES AND MONKEYS COVER UP A POTENTIAL EXTRATERRESTRIAL ALIEN ROLE AND PRESENCE WITHIN HUMAN EVOLUTION.

THE PROOF OF ALIEN INVOLVEMENT GOES BACK TO RELIGIOUS ARCHITECTURE IN EUROPE AND AFRICA, IN EUROPEAN GOTHIC CHURCHES AND IN ANCIENT AFRICAN MOSQUES A MILITARISTIC ALIEN ROLE IS REVEALED, AND TODAY ALIENS RULE THROUGH THE UK PARLIAMENT WHICH IS THE ***ONLY*** PARLIAMENT BUILDING WITH GOTHIC ARCHITECTURE ALONGSIDE THE PARLIAMENT BUILDING IN BUDAPEST HUNGARY. ALL OTHER SIGNIFICANT POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE IS NEOCLASSICAL, AND UNIVERSAL (BESIDES EASTERN EUROPEAN URBAN POLITICAL ARCHITECTURE WHICH MAY BE A SIGN OF OUR FUTURE). ALIENS SPREAD ENGLISH POWER, AND ARE OBVIOUSLY FASCIST MILITARIST TROOPS WORKING IN SECRET AMONGST THEIR OWN PEOPLE, ALIGNED AGAINST THE HUMAN RACE.
OH MY GOD, THERE ARE NO SPOTTED APES OR MONKEYS, THE EARTH IS RULED BY ALIENS AND EXTRATERRESTRIALS AND WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!
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MISSING. SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE THE TRUE ANCESTORS OF THE HUMAN RACE NOW HELD CAPTIVE ALONE BY AN INTERGALACTIC GOVERNMENT.
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SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS ARE REAL, BUT LIVE ONLY IN OUTER SPACE
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OH MY GOD, I JUST LEARNED OF SPOTTED APES AND MONKEYS AND NOW I THINK I AM AN INTERGALACTIC SLAVE.
by 35u48ydfijns February 11, 2023
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Molecular fuzzy spots

the fuzzy black/colorful dots u see when you stand up or when you look at something bright
yo mama: why are you acting blind
Me: I got those molecular fuzzy spots again smh #lame
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G-spot Wrangler

A man who is skilled at locating and stimulating a woman's G-spot.
Schmetz is one hulluva G-spot Wrangler, yo. I heard his girl squirted everywhere.
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Hook up spot

Place where you bring girls you pretend to fuck
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G-spot rights

The right that everyone is allowed to ejaculate.
See also: Gender ejacuality
"Hay man. We have g-spot rights in this house. You're allowed to come and I'll help you if necessary."
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g-spot pat

when you tap on the grafenberg spot with your finger.
The g-spot pat gave the stay-at-home wife an orgasm.
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Hot spot and hump

Hey baby I got 10 gigs of high speed data wanna hot spot and hump
by Tnthauling October 18, 2018
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