pork monster

During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.

I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret

by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020

Fred Pork

(noun)
1. John Pork's grand-uncle
2. Someone who regularly letexiers

Fred Pork! Get back 'ere!

by Femboyz fr December 13, 2025

pork tugger

1. a man or teenage boy who is always masturbating.
2. a girl who will only give hand jobs.

that jimmy has always got his hand on his dick.
yeah he is such a pork tugger.

by sicktwistedone May 8, 2018

Pelvic Pork Pumpkin

A Penis, also known as a gourd, and yogurt hose. Used for pissin, and splugin'.

The Pelvic muscle that allows us to make crotch goblins.

Peter used his pelvic pork pumpkin to pork his homie, chris.

by pixluxxmakesmusiciguess April 16, 2023

Pork softy toast

A reassuringly soft pork scratching with a crunchy crust

John’s pork softy toast smelt like a farmer’s finger

by Cribble crabdabbler July 4, 2021

Pork Knorckle

A fat mans moose knuckle.

Look at that fatty’s pork knorckle!

by StarvinMarvin69 September 13, 2021

indo pork

Pork that comes from a large scale hog farm that is most likely subsidized somewhere in the midwest by ChemChina, or the like ,that under very poor conditions, mass produces hogs and then buys the product at a very low price to sell and also ship back to China since only 11% of their land can grow food for their population or feed for the hogs. Slang, Indo Pork = Indoor Pork/hydroponicic pig.

The indo pork, industrial hog farm that just won out in Batavia is subsidized by China.

by Ms.Anthrope August 11, 2016