Getting hit over the head with a pilloe sack of oysters and waking up in a whaling museum with terrible credit
"I'm from Long Island. Do you KNOW what happens if you insult Billy Joel in my neighborhood? We hit you over the head with a pillow sack full of oysters and then you wake up in a whaling museum with terrible credit. We call it a Port Jeff Handshake"
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
(Word for word the post I got the term from)
by That One Nerd From School January 13, 2024
A handjob in which Latin American/Mexican dressings/condiments are used as lube. I.E. salsa, guacamole, sour cream, hot sauce (if you're kinky) etc.
I was with this totally hot puerto rican chick last night.
Dude, did you bang her!?!
Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.
Dude, did you bang her!?!
Nah, but she did give me a Guatemalan handshake.
by Dr. Raylove November 07, 2011
A sexual cosplay act involving five or more males and females performing an ancient Mayan rite of passage ritual with ghost pepper dildos.
I'll never forget my first Mayan Mississippi Handshake!
by Ttown49 April 01, 2017
The act of grabbing your own penis fully, then shaking someones hand. Thus transmitting any urine, semen or STDs commonly found in the pubic region.
"Hey man, why does my hand smell so bad?"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
"Thats because I just gave you a nice Hot Dog Handshake!"
"Ohhh man thats nasty!"
by thegodofthepenis March 11, 2012
When one Canadian of either sex promptly greats another Canadian with a hey buddy , or hey guy and the widely acceptable hey friend. Followed by a fart if male or queef if female into the other Canadians face.
Did you see them two flapperheads down by the lake, I think they are about to do a Canadian Handshake.
by Gunnyfuy March 03, 2020
by Supsupsuperman May 04, 2019
Tony's been talking shit. I think it's about time we take him out back and give him a Canadian Handshake.
by DontTrustHorseGirls December 11, 2023