head baffling

when anything or anyone starts doing/saying something that just totally confuses you.

yo man this shit is head baffling

by Densoflux October 29, 2007

tat head

someone with a ridiculously large head, often pulling innocent bystanders towards him with its gravitational force. drinks a horrendous amount of milk and often enjoys stalking ladies. sometimes partakes in the game of 'tat tips' with 'tips', he has unfortunately never won due to the nature of his cranny like limbs. behaves like a tool, often engineering weapons in his own house e.g book tie combo.

"jeeeeez, have yo seen that tat head?"

" yeah hes been following my bird around for a few hours now, roughly 50 paces behind her, with a couple of cartons of dairy crest. whats that all about"?

by poobear2 October 10, 2011

bargain head

Getting surprisingly drunk from a relatively small amount of alcoholic intake. Often gets shortened to just "bargain".

I gave up drinking for a couple of months and now I can get me a bargain head after only two beers.

by exitflagger April 25, 2008

Head Deck

The act of tech decking on someone while they give you head.

Cade's looking for someone who will let him head deck on them.

by ghostaplants January 28, 2021

Head hen

The head hen is a gaynese term for the most notorious gay in a group or community.

"And who is that?"
"You don't know? Hun that's the head hen, Conner"

by MacDiesel December 3, 2016

Head pussy

A better name for the opening at the tip of the penis. Otherwise known as the urethral opening

Dude I just came so hard out my head pussy.

Yo dude I think my head pussy is infected.

by Flirnten Nutburt November 13, 2018

Anal Head

It’s the same as fisting someone but you use your fucking head

Slut! It’s time for your daily dose of anal head you fucking dirty slut

by Dac December 13, 2019