A nonexistent product which people say they will use after viewing something in line with rule 34 or something horrifying/gory. Eye bleach typically consists of cute pictures of puppies, kittens, ducklings and other baby animals to cleanse your eyes after viewing any of the aforementioned.
by PhxMfwa December 17, 2017
Get the eye bleachmug. by Drewy2008 August 1, 2008
Get the Bonk Eyemug. by Monroe Darke March 6, 2017
Get the screw eyesmug. Trait possessed by a person likely spawned from shallow gene pool whereby a standard 12" ruler may be placed between the eyes without touching either orb.
by ssCape August 7, 2013
Get the ruler eyesmug. by Friend of Wessel January 5, 2009
Get the Huge Eyesmug. the act of others being able to see themselves or a part of their identity in another person at that person's will, characteristic of abused individuals, and done as a method for protecting oneself.
Jade allowed John to believe he shared his dislike for the law with her when he looked into her eyes of glass, but really she just wanted to protect herself from his abusive tendencies.
by Jadian April 14, 2008
Get the eyes of glassmug. Normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your ass cheeks and saying "Tell it to the eye". An alternative is to "talk to the arse".
After a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, Jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks - requesting his mother to "talk to the eye".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".
by mungingjack August 9, 2015
Get the Brown-eyeingmug.