by Tank McGillicuddy April 03, 2024
A ninja panda or some shit
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug
Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
Birthplace: A small out of the way dimension
Height: 8'
Weight: 350 lbs. (that includes all his fur)
Pet Peeve: People who say, "Who gave you the black eyes?"
Favorite Battle Hold: Bear hug
Description
Descended from giant mutant Earth pandas, a thousand years in the future, Panda Khan is the Samurai ruler of a genetically improved tribe of battlin' bears. Leaving his alien world in search of great adventure, Khan boarded a Tong pirate ship and using the ancient art of Ting Zing Pao, time-traveled to Earth, 1990. Landing in the sewers, Panda Khan linked up with the Turtles for an unbearably good time. Living by the code of the Khan, Panda Khan "Khantinues" to help the Turtles combat crime and cruelty wherever he finds it. Outfitted with his protective chain mail and samurai armor, Panda Khan's hard for the Foot Clan to "bear."
by BiggeCheese105 July 02, 2023
by OZNEROL July 24, 2011
The exact opposite of Tiger parents or Tiger Mom/Dad. They are lazy and don't care much for what there kids do.
by slide street November 20, 2015
(noun, singular, legend-in-the-making)
1. A rare breed. A perfect mix of ruthless ambition, sharp intellect, and untouchable finesse. Destined for greatness, whether it's locking down opponents on the court or commanding the seas as a future NDA officer.
2. The blueprint. Stands tall at 5’10” but plays like a giant. Tactical, calculated, and always three steps ahead—whether it’s in basketball, academics, or life itself. Handles in progress. Shot getting deadlier. Work ethic unmatched.
3. An unstoppable force. Once on a mission, there’s no stopping him. Resilient. Disciplined. Relentless. A name that will be remembered—not just said.
1. A rare breed. A perfect mix of ruthless ambition, sharp intellect, and untouchable finesse. Destined for greatness, whether it's locking down opponents on the court or commanding the seas as a future NDA officer.
2. The blueprint. Stands tall at 5’10” but plays like a giant. Tactical, calculated, and always three steps ahead—whether it’s in basketball, academics, or life itself. Handles in progress. Shot getting deadlier. Work ethic unmatched.
3. An unstoppable force. Once on a mission, there’s no stopping him. Resilient. Disciplined. Relentless. A name that will be remembered—not just said.
by joseph.apline February 27, 2025
Guy 1: So I met this girl the other day she’s fun and sexy just a little panda fat.
Guy 2: I gotcha...well nothing wrong with that.
Guy 2: I gotcha...well nothing wrong with that.
by Juanmillion October 10, 2017
A friend that seems to have your best intrests at heart but has samurai tendencies to back stab you and betray you, but is so skilled that you cannont even tell it is them!! dun dun dun
by Rahnderson April 05, 2011