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gianny

A Gianny is a girl that is funny, smart, pretty and sometimes stubborn. She is the greatest friend you can ask for. She always has something to say and almost never gives up when doing something. She is caring and will comfort you when your depressed or sad. You can always trust to hold on to something. She is a wonderful friend.
Friend: " Hey Gianny you have the jacket I said you can borrow?"
Gianny:" Yup. Let me get it out of my bag."
by Nini1104😜 January 19, 2018
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loser panda Gianny

This is a slur from the Netherlands targeted to someone who is extremely incapable of performing or completing a certain task which seems inconceivable easy. It can be used in any informal setting, for example in a Discord call when playing games or when you are chilling with friends during schoolbreak.
'Wat een loser panda Gianny! Hoe kon je nou niet een voldoende hebben voor Duits luistertoets?'
by Omega Sussy Balls EllisD March 7, 2022
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pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022
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Pump Granny

An older Lady used to hype up product for a company.
Man 1: “Did you see the Pump Granny at the Xbox Event?”
Man 2 : “Yeah, there were loads of Pump Grannies! I bet even my Grandma will buy an Xbox now!”
by The Mayon January 25, 2022
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pump granny

A "pump granny" is an elderly or infirm person (esp. a woman) who attempts to promote zero or low value stocks for a TTCM. They accept this as being extremely low paid work & either realize (if they don't have Alzheimer's etc) that they will probably be meeting their maker before the legal system indicts the company & them OR have Alzheimer's & have no clue what their doing.
Michael: My mother works as a pump granny for TTCM, at least I don't have to pay her
Sonny: That's my mother you're talking about!!
by Sonny Nugent January 25, 2022
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Granny Awards

An annual celebration of Archaicisms, primarily serving as an ego defense mechanism for Boomers (and other old people.)
Nominated for 2014 Granny Awards Rock Album of the Year:

Zeppelin, Sabbath, Bowie and Neil Young

-- Four acts that were "too hip to be square"* around 1970.

Kings of Leon and Queens of the Stone Age

-- Named after a passe form of government and a truly ancient Age of Tech.

How desperately we cling to illusions of youth and relevancy. -- Citizen of the Galaxy

* Once upon a time, even Before the Flood, contemporaneous fans of "Old Blue Eyes" and the "Candy Man" embarrassed themselves with such phrases, in a vain attempt to sustain their own relevance. Please, STOP THE MADNESS!
by Citizen of the Galaxy February 23, 2014
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Extreme Granny

An expression Phil Lester used in the "SPOOKY WEEK BEGINS! Dan and Phil Play:GRANNY" where phil says to not google 'extreme granny'.
"Do not google Extreme Granny" -Phil Lester
by imdeadinsidehaha October 26, 2018
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