Teddy Bombed

When your kid turns on the music box of their build-a-bear then throws it in your bed while you're sleeping, and runs off.

"I was sleeping in on Saturday, having the best dream ever, when I got teddy bombed by my kid. Her bear plays iCarly music (shudders)."

by Young Parent April 25, 2010

Tedderific

Adj: something that is awesome or legendary

Last night was Tedderific

by Thetruthhh465465464 June 4, 2010

teddy finger

The process in which you stimulate a female's clitorius with your whole hand.

John Johnson gave that bitch the teddy finger

by tim dunkins February 17, 2014

Teddy Roosevelting

The act of bagging some large game (i.e. water buffalo, rhino, whale, elephant, hog, fatty, BBW, etc.) and taking her home for an evening of shameful pleasure.

Dude, Jason is straight Teddy Roosevelting. He just bagged a water buffalo and took her to pound town. He's definitely gonna try and put his big toe in that tonight.

by ChiFrank August 11, 2014

tediot

An idiot who repeats themselves constantly

"I've heard this story ten times already. This guy is a f***ing tediot!"

by beam bag January 27, 2015

teddy bear crush

to have a crush on someone, although you cannot see yourself dating or having an intimate relationship with them. similar to a teddy bear; although you will always love your teddy bear (or other childhood toy), you aren't going to play with it.

"Oh, yeah Andrew? He's adorable."
"So are you going to try to get with him?"
"No, no. It's a teddy bear crush."

by eggbaby420 March 9, 2015

teddynumerous

Somebody that has strange, psychotic beliefs and also usually creepy and kind of a jerk.

That guy is teddynumerous.

by Woosers July 28, 2016