Con-tech

Short for consensus-enforcing information technology. Con-tech are companies providing products or services such as websites and social media platforms, where opinions of liberal, leftist or woke character, claimed to be the mainstream consensus, are allowed while harmless divergent opinions are suppressed by use of moderation, banning and so-called shadow banning. Con-tech has a low tolerance of perceived political incorrectness and considers such content and users to be impurities.
- You shouldn't use this and that, they're alt-tech!
- Well, I'd love to use con-tech, it's just that I'm not woke enough.
by Priminio March 3, 2021
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A future headline. I can see it now. I'm predicting it now. I'm like a seer.
Hym "BREAKING: YouTube tries to bury the fact the tech companies stole the LLM architecture from Urban Dictionary... Get a child murdered in doing so! I'm looking at comparison of 'Big LLMs' and they all sure as hell look like '2 asymmetrical cycles of computation' to me. Big box with 8 nodes. Little box with 4 nodes. That's looks like the thing I said to me. I'm convinced. If the news fucks.... Let them get away with this... I am going to grab and murder a little girl. No I do not need to meet any preconditions before you give me the credit I deserve. Are you going to murder a little girl if I don't? No? OK. So it's not very important. I AM going to do that. I'm not going to be the creator of AI and work a job. It isn't going to happen. So let's ask Laken Riley's parents! Laken Riley's parents... Would you like the creator of AI to get the credit and the money he deserves or would you like him to murder someone's little girl?"
by Hym Iam July 19, 2025
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Tech

Yo bro check out that chick over there, holy tech ferds
by Rooboo23 December 12, 2023
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Manor new tech

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!
by Newtechculture June 15, 2018
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tech wop

yo bro i just tech wop with your mom
by frjrrkrkrkk October 29, 2018
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chad tech

TheGlobalQBbuddy: Omg I death boosted with chad tech!
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by RobloxParker2008 May 1, 2021
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Goober tech

When you do something really stupid in the game dead by daylight and it works.
"Why did you vault into that wraith and how did he miss?"
"Goober tech idk"
by Goobaw December 12, 2023
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