I love spreading out in the tard locker. It's spacious and if I get in trouble it has the handlebars there to keep me upright.
by MrTouchdown October 1, 2010

A fuck tard is a person who is mentally retarded and doesn’t know what weed smells like. He is also a person who’s friends gladly gave him up when we needed to talk to him. A great idolised version of a fuck tard is Timothy Meehan.
by Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepbooooooooooo June 12, 2018

bert:speaking an alien language dave:hahaha your bar tarded "that guys talking to himself,he must be bar tarded"
by mary janes husband May 20, 2010

A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.
My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.
I am such a Wii-tard.
by going fishin July 9, 2009

When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.
Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.
Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.
by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011

by sceeneydixee April 13, 2007

When you've gone and smoked yourself retarded, or you are retarded and stoned. Either way, you are high-tarded.
At the grocery store...
Laura: I think our sacker was high!
JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"
Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
Laura: I think our sacker was high!
JP: Uh, no, I think he was just "slow"
Laura: Dude, I guess that makes him high-tarded.
by Laura S June 3, 2007
