Only real motherfuckers know; a combination of tea lemonade and blue gatorade. has to come out looking like swamp water that derived from your taint. - NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH PERIOD-ADE!
by poopsiclesandcream March 21, 2024
Get the Taint-a-Lademug. A lab-grown diamond using carbonized public hair rather than cremains or scalp hair as the base carbon for the stone.
Bill wanted to ensure that any diamond he gave his wife was not a Blood Diamond, so he saved her public trimmings and had a lab-grown Taint Diamond made for her.
by portlandyakuza May 19, 2024
Get the Taint Diamondmug. When a man, in a joking often juvenile fashion, grabs his penis and lifts upwards allowing his taint and ballsack open range to explore. He then runs his often covered up area between the frank and beans and applies, in a painting fashion of back and forth, over the face of the inebriated man or woman of his choice
Hey Jackson that was a great party last night but I saw Conner flirting with Tiffany before passing out in the living room-I've got to go work and use the taint brush on that bastard!
by WarMachine881 August 26, 2017
Get the Taint Brushmug. by Capt Hook is the best! June 29, 2025
Get the Nose taintmug. Where you place your bollocks into your partners mouth, throwing your shaft over their chin and grinding your taint on their nose.
by Cpt D September 19, 2021
Get the Taintingmug. by Her baby's daddy February 27, 2017
Get the pissy taintmug. When your girlfriend filly let’s you back into her vagina, because she has been starting fights with you for weeks to not have to fuck you. Only to the find out her vagina has been stretched open by another man, because you have a smaller than normal penis
by 99_Problems April 12, 2022
Get the Tainted Lovemug.