Table

If you're reading this, I need you two realize two things:

1. You just looked up what a fucking table is
2. The editors allowed this as an exceptional definition for the word "table."

Guy 1: Hey, that's a nice table.
Guy 2: DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT! I KNOW YOU FUCKED MY WIFE!

by XXACIOUS October 6, 2020

Asian Table

1. Whatever is being used as a table as you are sitting on the floor

2. the floor

We used a chair as our asian table.

She laid down on the asian table and we made out.

by Jeff789852 January 28, 2010

gonna have my tray table up

to have dinner, breakfast or lunch. reference to Albuquerque.

"aight bro see ya imma gonna have my tray table up

by trainfan February 13, 2025

table

It is a french food that is created by mashed potatos and snails

mmm i love eating tables

by Aannoyingindividual March 17, 2022

table-hopper

1930s to present a necrophile the mortuary table, or slab

While showing the new embalmer the lay out, the mortuary's manager cleared her throat before instructing that the younger bodies, the ones not mangled when they met their demise, are earmarked first for hole mark for the proprietor, Old Neckie, a table-hopper from way back.

by EmpySee September 26, 2013

Table biter

A person whom when they laugh they look like they are trying to bite the table.

She is such a table biter🙄

by Jonathanmcbonathan June 7, 2020

table

something that holds up items

the table is stll

by eruyd2228 December 20, 2021