tea cozy 

Variant of tea bag.

–verb (used with object)
1. to intentionally and forcibly insert the scrotum and testicles of a male into the anal orifice of another, generally a woman.

also

-noun
1. the act of 'tea cozying' another.

—Related forms
tea cozying, tea cozied

"Urged on by his peers, Arthur proceeded to tea cozy Betsy's freshly-reamed ass."

"Damn bitch, you just got tea cozied!"

tea cozy by Vincent Reid Fowler December 9, 2008

Tea Pot 

An adolescent or fraternity type prank where one yanks the arm of a man while he is urinating, thus causing him to let go of his penis and urinate in or on his pants. The arm holding the penis represents the tea pot handle. The penis represents the tea pot spout.

Chris gave Pete a Tea Pot after they had been drinking light beer all day. Pete's waistband snapped back and his dick went all the way back in his pants and he pissed in his pants for at least 2 seconds.

Tea Pot by stevofranco September 16, 2011

tea bag 

Slang jail term for dirty linen, sheet.

Hey C.O. can I get a clean sheet? The working man gave me a fuck'in tea bag.

tea bag by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007

tea butt 

To have spilled tea on you while driving, and it run down the seat and under your butt making your butt wet.

Guy1; Cindy's got a wet butt.

Guy2; Oh must be tea butt!

tea butt by surg2011 March 16, 2011

Tea Time 

a common term to go and smoke a form of pot out of a kettle, a British kettle

"Its Tea Time"
"Naw I just got my Tea Time fix a minute ago"
"Yourloss old chum"

Tea Time by Josh W February 7, 2003

tea leaf 

an insecure, bitchy, indecisive, selfish, snitchy, penis sucking, sadistic flesh bag of not even a person but a fucking tea leaf that gets stuck in your throat

Person 1: Man Sarah is such a tea leaf!
Person 2: Ik right lol

tea leaf by usertail March 7, 2020

Tea Party Patriots

Tea Party Patriots are American citizens whose mission is to attract, educate, organize, and mobilize their fellow citizens to secure public policy consistent with their three core values of fiscal responsibility, constitutionally limited government, and free markets. The impetus for their movement is excessive government taxing, spending, and borrowing.

They are one of several organizations that are part of the broader Tea Party political movement that was initiated by 2008 Republican presidential primary candidate Ron Paul (currently a U.S. Representative from Texas). Since that time, it has broadened to include a wide range of Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians, and independents who agree on this mission and these core values although they may disagree on many other political issues. This is to be expected, give the narrow scope of their core values that focus primarily on economic issues.

Tea Party Patriots believe that fiscal responsibility by government honors and respects the freedom of the individual to spend the money that is the fruit of their own labor.

Tea Party Patriots by Thomas Cushing April 16, 2010