Ham Mafia

A group based around a Team Fortress 2 melee weapon named "Ham Shank"

"Join the Ham Mafia today for a free Ham Shank"

by Hamton Ham Mafia May 16, 2022

ham-fistedly

Doing something with no finesse or precision, almost as if your fists were made of ham.

He ham-fistedly attempted to carve the sculpture...the result of which was far from aesthetically pleasing

by DomM6669 May 31, 2016

Ham Stump

The remaining lump of a penis after it has been severed.

"My girlfriend gave me a small ham stump last night."
"I accidentally gave myself a ham stump."
"My ham stump smells like green eggs."

by Aytie August 21, 2015

Jon Hamming

clearly demonstrating a bulge in your crotch of your pants, shorts, chubbies, etc. Sticky Fingers style.

Those pants are too tight, bro. You're totally Jon Hamming it.

by UrbanDictionarySnob July 2, 2015

Sexy ham

Ed duh

Sexy ham, Sexy Hamm and sexy hammie

by Edmundeoms January 7, 2018

Knee-hams

The flab hanging to the side of the knees, typically on the interior of the legs of the ultra obese, but in special cases on the exterior too.

"lookit the knee-hams on that! She shouldn't be wearing shorts in Walmart!"

by MissMmd January 1, 2012

Ham fucked

To be Ham fucked is to be so insanely drunk that your eyes begin to close, you lose brain capacity to the extend that you forget who you are out with or what you should be doing, and inevitably fall asleep standing upright against a wall at the side of the dancefloor. Always a fun night!

I was Ham fucked last night.
How drunk was he? Ham fucked!

by Dave Smith2000 November 29, 2013