straight tiktok 

A heterosexual analog watch or clock.

My timepiece asked me not to jack off in front of him because he's a straight tiktok.

straight tiktok by Hlalakar May 20, 2020

Straight Edge  

Lifestyle; when people decide that their bodies deserve respect and stop taking any kind of drug (and with 'drug' they're not only talking about illegal drugs, even aspirin is a drug.)

Whoever uploaded that picture of RedBull cans, and said that's what SxE kids drink should die. SxE don't drink caffeine, moron .l.

My boyfriend is the hottest Straight Edge in the world.

Straight Edge by tifsimM December 30, 2008

straight edge 

When a person abstains from drinking alcohol, taking drugs, smoking and casual sex.

that guy is so cool, he's straight edge

straight edge by Llywelyn WIlliams April 9, 2003

straight 8

1. A type of handcuff in which the two cuffs are one solid piece rather than being joined with a chain.

2. A gay or bisexual man (or a man or woman of any orientation?) who enjoys sex play, i.e., BDSM.

Straight 8 Bi Guy here, looking for other straight 8 guys for friendship and possibly more. (From an actual personals ad)

straight 8 by Tony S. February 3, 2004

straight butter 

Your kick game is off the hook, AKA you have shoes that perfectly match your outfit.

"You see Jim? He's got the Laker jersey with the purple and gold Kobe's. The guy's straight butter right now"

straight butter by J Urke January 4, 2014

Straight-Titties 

Adj. Beyond "sweet".

Mike's newly restored Chevy Camaro is "straight-titties".

Straight-Titties by The Ohio Ape June 1, 2009

Straight Genetic

A state of being when your genes are so good and suitable to make amazing super babies that you wonder why all the dime pieces arent lining up to get a piece.

Dude1: hey man how do you get so many girls to want your baby?
Dude2: Its 'cause im Straight Genetic

Straight Genetic by TheJbros11 September 11, 2010