Farting a squirrel

When you blow cum out of your ass on the wall and then frame it as it stands

Jonny was busy farting a squirrel. It was beautiful

by j smithy December 26, 2010

Squim

The best feeling in the world - a woman's vaginal juices PLUS a man's ejaculate, combined in the vaginal canal.

Richie enjoyed the squim of him and his partener, as he borrowed his friend Tom's bed for the night.

by Stinkey Vagina Juices September 12, 2009

squirrel fingers

The act of hugging a female and slipping your fingers to the vagina from behind and then smelling your fingers all while still hugging the female in order to smell if its any good.

The female is unable to see any of this and if it stinks or your fingers come back red you should bounce.

Glad i gave her squirrel fingers, i dont mess with periods.

by jamiemothafukinmillabitch June 18, 2007

squirrel please

Pretty much the coolest word ever. Almost like saying "Nigga, Please!" or "Girl, Please!" But with some coolass squirrel attitude.

Eric: "Man, yo mama so fat she puts mayonaisse on asprin!"
Kyle: "SQUIRREL PLEASE!"
Eric: "Oh, fuck no, Bitch! You gonna get it!"

by funkfunk April 27, 2006

Squirl

A sweet, shortened version of the word Squirrel, frequently used by toddlers and immature adults.

Did you see that adorable grey squirl?

by Riagirl March 16, 2009

squim squam

A person who has not formed his or her own clearly defined value system, and thus lacking in conviction. A Squim Squam is frequently deficient in integrity and may constantly hover between alternatives. Such a person has not yet formed a congruent sense of personality. *A Squim Squam to a lesser degree is considered a Flim Flam.

"Stop being a Squim Squam and make up your damn mind."

by Dylan Snyder December 31, 2008

squirrel job

the act of playing with a mans balls or "nuts".

Dude squirrel jobs are amazing! She plays with your nuts, and not the ones you store for the winter!!

by random commentary December 12, 2009