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Square Lesbian

A general lesbian, the most stereotypical dyke.

Short hair, potentially a mullet, a a faux hawk, or a buzzcut
Wearing flannel, giant short sleeve shirts potentially plaid
Jack: "Whoa what kind of lesbian do you think Jared's mom is?"
James: "Definitely a square lesbian. Look at that plaid and that buzzcut."
by Picklypickle September 24, 2014
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square-of-ramen

A single square package of ramen noodles. Also known as a 'brick' of ramen.
"Today I had a square-of-ramen (or brick) of ramen for lunch."
by DoYouReallyCare? October 21, 2015
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square fingering

Like a circle jerk but for women. A bunch of girls get in a circle and compete to see who cums first. First appearance is in the story Silent Striker by Ghosthatesjames.
"I've been tellin' you man! Circle jerks the best!" The I-JamaicanGuyInABox said.

"No that is square fingering!" Blake said.

"The hell is that?" Her girlfriend asked.

"Circle jerks for women!"
by AlpacasMafia December 20, 2015
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square needle cure

Thomas is having his 7th child, he needs the square needle cure!
by CentipedeXV September 1, 2017
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Square headed bottler

First said back in 1990 by a posh ginger (strawberry blond) to a square headed person who also happens to be a bottler.Irish slang use quite frequently by teenagers.
Curly : "The square headed bottler can fuck so far off if he doesn't come to the match."
Kelly:" will drag his ass to the stadium or maybe even tie him to Dan's bike
by Jack dake December 9, 2017
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squarebodyosis

The illness of having your mind changed every 5 seconds with new ideas of stuff to do to your sexy ass 80’s Silverado to make chicks get wet as fuck
Man I had a case of the squarebodyosis last night and it kept me awake.
by Squarebodyguy87 December 18, 2017
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squarepedia

The last bastion of intelligent Internet discussion.
“Yo dawg I’m looking for a Proto-gamergate site from 2004.”

“Have you heard of Squarepedia? It really is the last bastion of intelligent internet discussion!”
by D Lizard May 19, 2018
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