Fetish. A squat cobbler is a person who sits in pie in order to sexually arouse a partner. Often, a squat cobbler will wear a costume and/or cry while performing the fetish. See also: Full Moon Pie, Boston Crème Splat.
Roger enjoyed treating his partner with increasingly elaborate squat cobbler performances, but unfortunately his dwindling budget for premium pies and laundry fees put a damper on the fun.
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Get the squat cobbler mug.It's when a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. There may or may not be a costume involved.
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
AKA Hoboken Squat Cobbler, Full Moon Moon Pie, Boston Cream Splat, Dutch Apple Ass
"Technically he does a cry baby squat cobbler, which means there's tears, which makes it more specialized. "- Jimmy McGill
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Get the Squat cobble mug.An age-old sport, similar to polo, but played in the water. 4-player teams attempt to outscore their opponents using skill and strategy. Everett P. Sheffield is considered the authority on the subject and has written a variety of books detailing various aspects. His Irrefutable Rules of Squallix - Open Water Edition is still in print.
Alexé couldn't wait for Squallix season. It was his favorite sport and he hoped to one day play professionally.
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