Rap Nigger Anus Spider

When you are having sex and right before the climax, pull out a jar of brown recluse spiders and proceed to shove them up the partner's anus while blasting the song Nigga Nigga by Gangster Rap. This can only be done by masters.

Guy- OH JEEZ I'M ALMOST THERE

Girl- YES. OH YES! *proceeds to grab the jar of spiders and stuff them up his rectum*

Guy- WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!

Stereo- NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA! WHY YOU EAT SO MUCH CHICKEN?!

Girl- A RAP NIGGER ANUS SPIDER!

Guy- *facepalm* OOOHHH OKAY!

by A very angry brown recluse October 1, 2012

Slide

a girl that you can just get up in and leave.basically,a ho

boy1:im bout 2 get on that
boy2;nah boss thats my slide

by luvrrgrl7 May 18, 2009

slidewalk

A sidewalk that is covered with ice and makes you slide when you take a step. Slide + sidewalk = slidewalk.

After the ice storm, I slipped down the slidewalk to get in my car.

by Hackermom July 20, 2008

Pube Spider

The ball of pubic hair that you find stuck in the drain of your shower of bathtub that resembles a hairy spider, probably left behind by a roommate.

I was about to go take a shower when I found a gigantic pube spider just hanging out in my drain.

by eaglesfan95 June 27, 2010

Mormon slip and slide

A vagina widened to ridiculous proportions from having too many damn kids.

That girl's really been around. It was a total Mormon slip and slide in there.

Forget her dude. she is a total mormon slip and slide.

by kiba108 September 18, 2010

spider loc

the newest bitch of g-unit. calls himself a g-unit crip. a well known crip cuz of a brother who snitches more than fifty. tried to dis game but got his ass beat on 240 bars and runnin' prob one of the dumbest shits in g-unit to go after game after g-unit got killed on 300 bars and runnin' G-UNOT!!!!!!!! BLACK WALL STREET FOR LIFE

" i heard dis after dis little nigga you suck, like ya baby mama in the third row of my truck" - the game 240 bars and runnin' (spider loc is a )joke

by fuck g-unit April 21, 2006

Spider-man that hoe

Is when you are fucking someone in their ass, then ejaculating on your hand, then when they turn around, you shoot in on their face like Spider-Man.

You have to Spider-Man that hoe.

by lolololololollooolllo Master Chief January 4, 2008