I asked my girlfriend of 3 years to explain why she's never invited me to one of her superbowl parties, but , clearly, I was spitting in the wind.
by Rufus is rockin February 02, 2016
noun: After peeing, you put the "lizard" away, and it leaks out a little causing an uncomfortable wetness in your pants. It may also cause an embarrassing wet spot on your pants for everyone to see.
This term comes from "drain your lizard"
This term comes from "drain your lizard"
by fightingcrow May 27, 2010
Smurf spit is when you get blue food coloring dye and drip it down the hole of your penis. Then you jack off and cum and it's blue. Hence smurf spit.
by EconomyHFX September 27, 2015
someone who sucks so much >:(
thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy
very ugly
dead mom
thinks theyre deep
ruins the mood
thinks theyre mature for their age
has a bad meme page
denys being a femboy
very ugly
dead mom
by sperm spit sack October 07, 2020
Very ugly, thinks they're mature for their age, is a man, denies being a femboy, moms dead, usually owns a meme page or memes are trash, reuses the same memes daily, very ugly, has a 1000+ followers but gets 80 likes, ex-girlfriend says the nword (isn't black), uses sad qoutes un-ironically, a catfish, fucks their car, has bad music taste, either nasty hair or is bald (probably has lice) no wrists, car smells like pine trees, asks for hugs on your birthday, ugly is contagious, claims to be very depressed, posts the same picture on their feed, is either rewlly fat or too scrawny, disables comments and untagged themselves from posts, probably homophobic but is in the closet, very ugly
by Vietnam February 16, 2012
An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.
joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”
Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”
Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.
by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018