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Jacob Saggytits 

1. Jacob Sartorius. An 18-year-old stuck in the body of a twelve-year-old who has one viral song that has 2.1 MILLION dislikes placing it in the top 14 most disliked videos on Youtube.

2.A "stoner" who probably only smoked once or twice and has "🍃" as his most used emoji.
1. I fucking hate Jacob saggytits he is a waste of a human life.

2. HaHa he just paid me $50 for a gram of oregano, what a Jacob saggytits.
Jacob Saggytits by sammyel December 3, 2020

Soggs Grog 

Damn bra, was so shit faced last night on Soggs grog, I have no idea how the fark I got home!!
Soggs Grog by Mick Fodge June 13, 2018

jacob saggytities 

A fuckboy who sub bots on youtube, and fucks Ricegum on a day to day basis
" Look Mahkmoud, it's Jacob Saggytities"

saggy titties 

Ahhh... sagging tits. So you find yourself here searching for a definition of saggy tits, eh chap? Well, it should be obvious, but let's consider...there are many types of saggy tits. A Very scientific measurement of saggy tits is the pencil test. If a chick can hold a pencil under her tit using no hands, the writing utensil held only by the weight and flap of her udder, she fails the pencil test, thus having saggy tits. Bear in mind, there are many levels of saggy, and just because a chick can hold a pencil with her tit, doesn't make her unbangable. Actually, a soft, supple pair of tits, from a handful to beyond is far more desirable than hard nubby barely theres. Way better for titty fucking, and they bounce and jiggle quite nicely.
"Bro... shes hot n all, but... saggy titties much??"

"Dude, best titty fuck ever, and do they bounceee!!!!"

saggy saddlebag 

a name for the overused female genitals i.e. a bucket.
fucking her saggy saddlebag didnt give me an immense amount of pleasure.
saggy saddlebag by Fresh May 5, 2003