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Social Feeder

A social feeder is a woman who enjoys sharing photos of her breasts under the guise of breastfeeding, especially if the pepperoni is playing peekaboo.
Jamie is a damn social feeder, just look at that huge pepperoni.
by Lourdes ginger October 19, 2018
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Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.
Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.
by ApolloEz November 6, 2018
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Social-Medialyte

A social-medialyte is a person who loves to be on different socoal media sites such as, MySpace, Facebook, LinkedIn, Snapchat, Twitter, and post posts, comment, like, love, dislike others posts.
Jay is a social-medialyte, and loves going from Facebook to MySpace and also all of the others to check out up to the minute posts.
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Socially Handcuff

When you have a co-worker that talks non-stop, usually after you make eye contact or pass by them.

They will engage you even if you try to disengage or make excuses to leave the conversation, usually following you as you walk away.
Dude, tread lightly by Carmen and don't make eye contact, she'll socially handcuff you for hours.
by Runn4urlife June 18, 2018
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social downtime

A parenting tactic. Formerly known as “grounding” less offensive yet all encompassing to today’s teenager lifestyle.
After she decided to vape, her mom gave her social downtime. #SDT
by Bamawhitney January 20, 2019
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Social Mugging

A regular mugging will rob you of your possessions. Money, your watch, a phone maybe. A social mugging will rob you of something far more precious. Your time. The standard interaction for people you don't know very well (or don't really like) is to simply say "Morning" and they reply with "Morning". We all know this. You can even try the throwaway "How's it going?" BUT BE WARNED. Some people will see this as a conversational opener and will then proceed to tell you their life story. Walking away will not help at this point, nor will pretending to be otherwise engaged in other tasks. Like a well trained limpet they will stick like glue until they have robbed you of your time, and most of your soul. Leaving you shaken, upset and worried for all future outings.
Husband: Hey honey, you ok? You like hell! You only went out for bread 2 hours ago??
Wife: I saw Jennifer and said "Hi ya, you ok?".... BIG MISTAKE
Husband: (laughs) You know the village shop is a hotspot for social mugging!!
by Obi Jon Kenobi September 4, 2018
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Social liferaft

When your the middle man in introducing your freind to a big group and you need to try and make sure nobodys excluded
Took my mate to meet my school freinds and had to be a social liferaft for him so he felt included
by ben chester September 1, 2022
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