social mastercard

A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

by Tori133 October 19, 2013

Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.

Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.

by ApolloEz November 6, 2018

social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing proper “social dogstancing.”

We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.

by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020

Social Netmarketing

Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.

MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.

by mikedelgado February 19, 2009

social selling

The use of you online social brand to fill your sales pipeline.

When social selling, Mary prefers to use her LinkedIn account over Facebook.

by Nob Hill Solutions April 24, 2017

Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.

I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.

by einaphets December 11, 2011

social embargo

When a group of friends decides to collectively cut off or limit contact and social interaction to a person.

"Johnny was talking shit about the group so we put a social embargo against him."

by BigFootV519 January 2, 2017