short hills

Like Westport Short Hills is ultra-white and rich. There are more Jews in this town than Israel, and not a single black person. The parties here are as many as they are lame, and the cops, since nothing goes on, sit on their asses, eat donuts, and bust up parties like there's no tomorrow. Every kid in Short Hills thinks they're so punk it's ridiculous, and half the kids own a skateboard and don't even attempt an ollie. They just want to look cool.

Short Hills is the toxic waste of America.

by Michael Schletter June 17, 2005

short bus

What normal people may call.

THE RETARD ROCKET.

Did you see the retard rocket go down the hill, no wonder why they're dumb....they hit so many cars.

by Submerge October 3, 2003

Throw short people month

During the month of November, you are allowed to throw any short person, as long as they are 5’4 or under.

Steve: Hey did you hear it’s Throw short people month?
Sally: Nope
Steve: You are 5’4 so I’m going to throw you

by azjented November 1, 2022

Strawberry short cunt

A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.

OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!

by beef69 October 22, 2008

strawberry short cake

Is when you ejaculate in a womans face, then puch her in nose. The mixture of blood and sperm resembles the characteristics of a straw berry short cake

I gave Jill a strawberry short cake last night and she loved it. Crazy bitch!

by Stefan Deligiannis January 3, 2009

Short hair, do care

An uptight state of being. The opposite of the popular Lil' Wayne phrase: "long hair, don't care". This can be used to describe somebody who is feverishly working on homework, someone whos very self concious, or anybody that just cares too much in general. This word is also used to describe butch lesbians, similar to the ones seen in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad.

Did you see the lesbos in Daniel Tosh's fake Superbowl ad? They were all short hair, do care.

by Urine My Prayers April 30, 2011

Short Pants

Multi-gender trousers that reach somewhere in between the bottom of the kneecap and the mid calf area. For clarification, shorts on the other hand range from bottom of the kneecap to any shorter desired length.

Also, short pants are not just pants that are too short. Pants that are too short are simply just pants, or capris- usually worn by females or gays.

Darnell: " Yo werd up check out deez short pants don't make me shank ya!"

Barthalamule: "Excuse me sir, those trousers are actually shorts. Sagging is an inappropriate use of shorts so those do not qualify as short pants. "

by short pants enthusiast October 28, 2011