shitty selfie

A selfie taken while defecating or "shitting" typically showing the back of the toilet in frame.

This morning I took a shitty selfie since I ate that taco bell last night and I wanted to capture the moment for my grandmother.

by creationclouds April 3, 2015

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Shitty

This is shitty and life IS shitty and things are just controlled by some bullshit and some fuckton of damn shitload. Fucking hell and shitty is the word for that SHIT. Now get out your Fucking HW and do ur fuckton of Fucking work! Thats what the fucking teachers say! Get your ficking guns and start killing people. Now fuck yea!PIS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE!!!

Hey teacher! Your shitty!
Teacher: Your a motherfucking son of a bitch

by Fy625 August 23, 2019

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Shitty Mary

A homemade Bloody Mary variation with whatever ingredients happen to be on hand.

“This gym bro served me a shitty Mary at a party at his place”

‘Oh yeah?’

“Yeah is was just V8 and Tabasco with vodka”

by Fiendish English August 25, 2022

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Shitty comeback

When sodomizing doggystyle and committing coitus interuptus. The mixture of ejaculate and feces lands on the recipient's back creating a brownish white sheen.

She must have had a burrito for lunch because I pulled out and gave her a shitty comeback.

by wrgrbl June 23, 2024

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