second base

the bases:
1st- making out, snogging, french kissing
2nd- fingering/handjob
3rd- licking out/blow job
4th- full sex

(Mum overhears John talking about the day before)
John: Blah blah blah second base blah
Friend: hahahahaha (laughs for no reason)
Mum(interrupting): is that good, dear?

by Semigoth_anarchist September 18, 2005

second gen

1. A joint that is rolled of second generation weed, which is weed from the roach, or a butt of a joint or blunt.
2. Weed from roaches

1. "Shit, I'm out of green. Guess it's time to roll some second gen."
2. "So there I was, on the crapper with six roaches' worth of second gen on the cover of the Mac Addict in my lap, when grandma busts in the door, and I says, 'Granny, don't!'"

by Insecure Sober January 14, 2006

second second life

A virtual world for people outside of reality to move even farther out of reality

This is second second life, its for people who want to move farther out of reality

by Yznal November 15, 2007

Sconed

The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.

Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".

by Dee May June 5, 2015

mario second

2/5 of a second-the amount of time it takes for one second on Super Mario Bros. to deplete.

Have you ever run the 100 meter in under 30 mario seconds?

by Mario November 8, 2004

30 seconds or less

when a man and a women attempt to have sex and climax on an elevator before it reaches the top floor of the building.

dude, i almost didn't make it in 30 seconds or less. the doors opened while i was pulling up my pants!

by Demented Macintosh December 8, 2009

Cotton Pickin' Second

The equivalent of picking a single boll of cotton, the average time being; 3.4 seconds. This definition dates back to the 1800's when if someone was to be rushed or hurried they would respond with "gimmie one cotton pickin' second!"

GuyFace: Hey! you done with that there thingur?
GirlFace: Gimmie one cotton pickin' second! 3.4 seconds to be exact!

by TheInfamousKiDd September 27, 2014