Some fake fat fuck who watches you when you're sleeping and knows if you've been bad or good, he also breaks into your house which is highly illegal, he is also a drug addict. Long story short, SANTA IS NOT REAL KIDS!
P.S: He is a perv
P.S: He is a perv
Kid: Daddy, is santa real?
Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!
Kid: *Triggered*
Dad: No, he is fake, don't believe the stuff you see on the internet!
Kid: *Triggered*
by RandomAutisticKid#69 August 8, 2018
Get the Santamug. The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932. On July 21, 2023, it filed for bankruptcy and ceased publication.
The oldest predecessor of the News-Press (the weekly Santa Barbara Post) started publishing on May 30, 1868.
The Santa Barbara Post became the Santa Barbara Press, which eventually became the Morning Press, which was acquired in 1932 by Thomas M. Storke and merged with his paper, the Santa Barbara News
The oldest predecessor of the News-Press (the weekly Santa Barbara Post) started publishing on May 30, 1868.
The Santa Barbara Post became the Santa Barbara Press, which eventually became the Morning Press, which was acquired in 1932 by Thomas M. Storke and merged with his paper, the Santa Barbara News
he parent company of the Santa Barbara News-Press, Ampersand Publishing, filed a copyright infringement suit on November 9, 2006, against the Santa Barbara Independent ("SBI")—where many former News-Press columnists had become contributors to the community weekly—claiming that a link on independent.com violated copyright law. The case never reached trial, as an undisclosed settlement was reached on April 28, 2008, resulting in a dismissal at the request of the parties
by SPrice1980 August 28, 2023
Get the Santa Barbara News-Pressmug. A city in Southern California that can be described as: boring, bland, racist, Karenish, and in recent years, now more crime infested. This used to be a safe city known for the amusement park, Six Flags Magic Mountain. This city has gone downhill after the Covid pandemic. Over the years, Santa Clarita has become more diverse in terms of different races and culture, which is one of the few positive traits of this city. This city needs to bring more interesting restaurants and add some new cool entertaining bars/clubs to attract some hot bitches. As for the racist people who exist in this city, it’s mostly the lower class/middle class blue collar white people. Mostly garbage white people. These white people you encounter may give vibes of the racial slur “WHITE TRASH.” These low life white trash people are just bitter and jealous they have to downplay or look down on other minorities/races and believe white people are superior. Meaning they are the certified dumb asses who probably couldn’t graduate from COC. So, they probably work for a shitty blue collar job for their uncle or some garbage company. Besides that, there’s also a bunch of Karen’s that live here. Not really anything to be, “hyped” up about since Karen’s are trashy white women who aren’t the good looking type of girls. Most of them are bland AF that don’t make you want to glance a second time. It’s a shame because there used to be better looking girls here. Now, they might’ve moved out due to college or career.
Santa Clarita. A boring city that used to have some potential to be more exciting when they started bringing new cool restaurants and music venues/clubs but now got worse after 2019/2020. Infested with more low life people and trailer trash people who give off the vibes of being cringey and sketchy. The people living
In these suburbs are pretty bland and boring in terms of their character and looks. All the racist trash people now moving to different states like Texas or some southern state.
In these suburbs are pretty bland and boring in terms of their character and looks. All the racist trash people now moving to different states like Texas or some southern state.
by DrCumtastic February 11, 2024
Get the Santa Claritamug. by he/it/om/xe/sex/bitch/gay/pedo April 11, 2022
Get the affair with santamug. by Frightfuldog November 9, 2009
Get the Santa's bellsmug. When you share a Santa costume with anything person, and the fart or defecate before giving the costume to you.
by SporkyBorky January 5, 2025
Get the Warm Santamug. place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light
by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025
Get the Santa Barbara mtdmug.