Salty Pirate

wen a man cums in a girls eye then kicks her shin. The woman will then hop around on one leg covering her cum filled eye.she will scream ahhh(arg) as she hopps because the man kicked her.

john and Wendy did the salty pirate dance in bed.

by aihjhadhioljkgu January 28, 2006

Salty-Snowball

Louisiana sweaty balls covered in condensed milk!

In mid Augaust, with Dejango heat, I offered that whore a Salty-Snowball!

by The Resinators October 26, 2013

Sexually salty

When you’re feeling sexual but you’re salty asf because you have no one that loves you

Man I’m feeling sexually salty. :(

by I_d_f_k_69 July 29, 2019

Salty Nugget

A sexual act in which a man has his partner shave his scrotum while blindfolded. His scrotum and penis is then smeared in butter, then heavily salted; after which, the couple has intercourse.

The Salty Nugget also refers to an obscene insult used by frycooks.

Partner 1: "Babe can you give me your Salty nuggets tonight?"
Partner 2: "Sweety, you know you got an infection last time."

Frycook: "You're a good for nothing Salty nugget, fuck off and kill yourself."

by Cybro113 October 3, 2016

Feelin Salty

When you are in an argument with someone and it turns out you are wrong

John: No its A!

Mike: It's B!

Teacher: the answer is b

Mike: John's feelin salty!

by Somewhitegirl May 11, 2014

salty smoothie

what a girl swallows after a blow job

I just have her a salty smoothie

by dickserect November 16, 2006

salty dog

Canine genitals filled with fresh "juice" that gives them a salty taste. Commonly enjoyed by Asians.

Yo, wanna go to Chinatown and grab some salty dog?

by AidsCentral May 13, 2018