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The definition of 90% of the lives of kids aged 5-18. You wake up at 6am to go to what seems like a wonderful place to learn (what they show the parents) but is actually just a shitstorm of faggots, retards, arrogant dickheads and that's the beginning. You then go to classes to learn about some pointless bullshit ranging from hard math to boring English, while if you ask a simple question, you get a detention, while the teacher's pet gets a medal. The teacher then gives you shit all day for essentially nothing. If that's not enough, they then pile on the homework causing you to dread school and not pursue your hopes and dreams because one day you will pass with a bunch of irrelevant bullshit that's not even related to your job.
Mr Louiz: So now today we will learn about the complete works of Shakespeare.
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
Jimmy: Sir, what relevance does this have to anything?
Mr Louiz: DETENTION JIMMY!
Jimmy: Ugh.
Mr Louiz: ANOTHER HOUR JIMMY!
--One hour later--
Mr Louiz: And so now your homework is to learn the entire script of Hamlet for our class test which no-one else has to do!
--The next morning--
Mr Johns: Jimmy, why are you sleeping?
Jimmy: Oh sir, my English teacher piled on homework and I got absolutely no sleep last night.
Mr Johns: Sure Jimmy, that's an hour's detention.
Jimmy: But Sir, I'm not lying.
Mr Johns: Another hour, Jimmy!
Jimmy: GODDAMMIT I HATE THIS SCHOOL!
School by A LIVING BREATHING MCMUFFIN April 5, 2018
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Homeschooled person: “Hey wanna hang.”
Other person “Not I have to go to hell.”
Homeschooled person: “Wait what?!”
Other person: “School.”
Other person “Not I have to go to hell.”
Homeschooled person: “Wait what?!”
Other person: “School.”
School by fangirl2.0 May 17, 2018
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A prison basically. Left there for 7 or more hours for those who need to stay after school, and you need to raise your hand to open your mouth or you get to spend more time at school for some foolish reason. You need to listen to pathetic, condescending, careless, ignorant bafoons who constantly complain about their money problems, even though my English teacher flew to Paris, London, and Hawaii in a short time period. the adults are unreasonable and use their power for their own benefit against you. You need to deal with cancerous and annoying peers who won't shut up about Jake Paul, but they still bully you about things you can't help. The hypocrisy. And guess what? when you finally go home, you get to do MORE meaningless work which you will NOT need to use AT ALL IN THE FUTURE. Oh, and you usually get food poisoning from the lunch. The lunch lady is a creep
I hate school with a burning passion
School by dffartzffarfarts May 22, 2018