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Prison. Just. Prison. The only good thing about school is recess. And no. Not lunch. This is because if you buy lunch it tastes like shit. And to those who pack lunch: You must be a lucky kid.
Teacher: Time for school!
2nd grader: Oh hell no!
Teacher: Oh hell yes!
2nd grader: *Throws up on purpose*
Teacher: You may be dismissed to the nurse.

Second grader: *Cuts hand off of self*
Teacher: Wow I will call your mom!!

2nd grader: Thank god!
Teacher: You were faking?!

2nd grader: Yes but my hand still hurts...
by SchoolSuxBalls June 4, 2018
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Are you going to HELL(school) today
by One skinny boi June 4, 2018
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Another word for hell.
You wake up at 6 a.m then come back and 3 or 4 a'clock then keep on leaning the exact same thing each day
Oml we have school
by WHO IS DIS HOTTIE? May 12, 2018
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Billy: I just came back from School.

Bob: **** School
by ThePikachu June 8, 2018
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[School]

The most sadistic form punishment in this day and age. The average person is subjected to at least 14 years of this in their only lifetime.
Person 1: Oh man, I sure do fucking hate school.
by The Hidden Owl June 8, 2018
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