river mud

When you take a shit in which there are no floaters. Every turd settles to the bottom of the toilet bowl like River Mud.

Last night after I ate a burrito I left some river mud in the toilet.

Joey left some river mud for his mom to find after he ate a triple bacon, triple cheese burger.

by DOODEROSO July 27, 2010

riverlips

the shrinking state of the vagina when in the water for extended periods of time.

I had such a bad case of riverlips that I had to put water on my bits just to pee.

by flato August 5, 2010

river is dry

the river is dry when there are no girls in an direction of your designation

Person1: dude lets go down the mall

Person2: dont do it man the "river is dry"

Person1:your right theres no girl in sight

by Pro fishrman January 9, 2011

Riverside Tip

A fancy-looking chrome accessory that attaches to the end of a car's tailpipe. It could be twin outlets when only one actually exists, or perhaps a diameter of pipe that is much larger than stock. The intent is to create the illusion of having a high performance exhaust system when you cannot possibly afford one.

That car may be a piece of crap, but hey, it's got dual exhausts." "Don't be silly, that's just a Riverside Tip!

by MingaMinga June 29, 2011

Riverdale Kids

the kids that are known for getting high and wasted.

Kid from Riverdale: Hey I'm high and wasted.

Other kid: Oh. Figures. Those goddamn Riverdale Kids!

by unicornnn_ October 23, 2012

River skipper

Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.

Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.

by 24khoss October 17, 2013

Rivers of Buckets

show of exasperation, frustration; phrase indicates agitation and/or sorrow. The phrase came to be in early 19th century Germany when Wilhelm Schwarz could not cross his hometown river because an anomaly of buckets appeared in the waterway. Term became slang in modern Germany (Fluesse Eimer!) and has thusly spread to the world.

Rivers of buckets, I left my child in the attic!
That's such a load of rivers of buckets!

by B.K. Major July 13, 2014