by Ryan Kasabian November 06, 2008
A woman who resembles the physicality and character of Condoleezza Rice, but is a dong loving skeezer.
by Joseph Massey December 24, 2004
A fucked-up bitch who never knows what she wants; a warm toilet seat: If you can find one to get on, it feels great. However, in the back of your mind you know that someone had to be there before you.
by wiessman February 05, 2003
a car that makes all muscle cower in fear at the shere power and performance of the import. Rice has horsepower out the ying yang!(joke)
by rory pauly November 06, 2003
Put a Jolly Rancher half way in the womans Rectum and put your nose in the womans vagina and try to lick the Jolly Rancher out.
by mattman10815 March 24, 2010
"dave i know you love singstar, but don't go into that karioke club you'll end up getting rice bagged!"
by juarez June 26, 2008
by Piece control Keyle January 12, 2021